Stupid Celebrities of the Week – Sept. 12th

Nicholas Evans: Known as the author of ‘The Horse Whisperer’, Nicholas makes the list this week after he and some friends ate some wild mushrooms. STORY Now, I wasn’t a very good boy scout but I at least learned that you should never eat a wild mushroom.  Now the poor guy has to be on kidney dialysis.  Let this be a lesson to all you kids.  Don’t eat wild mushrooms, especially if they look like … well, just check the link and look at the photos.

Suge Knight: Well basically, the man who started Death Row Records was caught beating his girlfriend and in possession of ecstasy.  STORY I can understand the beating since she was most undoubtedly ‘talkin smack’ or whatever.  Plus, since he was probably on E, he thought his girlfriend was an evil goblin who was out to take his soul.

Kanye West: Kayne gots himself arrested for destroying a camera worth $10,000.  STORY He was up in the airport, when a papparazzi mo-fo was trippin and gettin all  up in his face.  Kanye, you are an idiot with anger management issues. You and yo body guard just needs to chillax!

Lindsay Lohan: She could be a staple on this list considering what a moron she is most of the times.  This week she makes the list cuz I guess, apparently, she’s a lesbian now and is going to marry her girlfriend before the end of the year.  Really?  Now you’re a lesbian?  Okay, she must really just be an attention whore.

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