I knew it!!!

CNN is reporting that Clay Aiken has finally come out of the closet, confirming what people have known for a long time. It seems that he’s finally succumbed to the peer pressure and admitted he’s gay. He may not really be gay but since everybody thinks he’s gay, that means he’s gay. Who knows, maybe he was watching too much Leno and decided that he should just go with it. “I guess if everybody thinks I’m gay, I must be gay. I don’t really like men, but everyone says I do so I better start getting it on with dudes.”

Seriously though, now that we’ve peer pressured Clay Aiken into admitting his gayness what’s the hold up with Tom Cruise and John Travolta? Oh yeah, they’re influenced by something even more powerful than peer pressure: Scientology.

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