It sucks to be sick.

By Spencer King

sneezingAs many of you probably guessed from all my Twitter posts and Facebook status changes I’m sick.  I get these annoying colds and they really tend to happen at inopportune times.  This week I’ll be chilling with Norm Macdonald on Friday night.  Hopefully I don’t get him sick.  Maybe he’ll see that I’m sick and be like, “Back of, Sicko!”  And I will cower in shame because one of my heroes just yelled at me.  Speaking of Heroes, I am really enjoying the new season.  My wife is totally confused by what’s happening and that is understandable since she is a woman and doesn’t understand all the little nuances of super-powers and time travel.

Anywho, back to being sick.  It started Monday night, when I felt that little prick in the throat. (Get your mind out of the gutter!)  I knew it was coming on and that it would be an annoying next couple of days.  What really bothers me about being sick is the fact that I don’t feel like doing anything.  I don’t want to write or work on the website or anything like that.  It is nice to receive all this sympathy from my wife.  It really is nice to have her get me things and be super nice.  I should be sick more often!  Not really though.

So for those of you out ther who think I’m being a wuss.  Here’s a big middle finger from me to you.  I hope you get the flu.

Filed in: My wife, health • Thursday, October 2nd, 2008
 

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Spencer King is quickly becoming one of the most exciting comedians to watch. His insights to everything from penguins to marriage make him a can't-miss favorite at comedy clubs across the country. He has been featured in various comedy festivals across the country including, The Seattle International Comedy Competition, and the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival. His comedy has been described as 'pleasantly irreverent' and he's sure to make you smile. In fact, his new album 'Pleasantly Irreverent' is available for purchase on this very site!