Stupid Celebrities of the Week – Oct. 3rd, 2008

Well, it’s been a good week and here’s our winners:

Heather Locklear -  So what could be more embarassing than dating David Spade?  Well, apparently getting a DUI doesn’t even come close.  Heather was charged with driving under the influence when a papparazzi who was following her car called the police to report Heather’s ‘erratic driving’.  Cops showed up and she was arrested.  Also, Mr. Nark got some photos which I’m sure he made some good money on.  Way to go.

Sandra Bernhard -  America’s favorite she-male comedian apparently gave a warning to Sarah Palin that she better not set foot in Manhattan.  If so she would be ‘gang-raped’ by her black brothers.  Wow.  Uh, I think threatening another woman with rape totally cancels out any advancement for women that she is trying to gain.  Also, is picking on Palin really breaking new comedy ground?

OJ Simpson -  As his most recent trial comes to a close I’m amazed by one fact:  He’s going to jail for this after getting away with murder!  After you get away with murder OJ, you need to just leave it alone.  You already got a pass that is usually only reserved for rich white people.  Now you’re going to jail for this!?  Give me a f***ing break!

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Spencer King is quickly becoming one of the most exciting comedians to watch. His insights to everything from penguins to marriage make him a can't-miss favorite at comedy clubs across the country. He has been featured in various comedy festivals across the country including, The Seattle International Comedy Competition, and the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival. His comedy has been described as 'pleasantly irreverent' and he's sure to make you smile. In fact, his new album 'Pleasantly Irreverent' is available for purchase on this very site!