Stupid Celebrities of the Week – Oct. 10th, 2008

John McCain

John, you get to be on the list because you just can’t seem to stand in one spot during a debate.  I thought it was hilarious the way he aimlessly walked around the stage while Barack Obama was speaking.  I’ll bet he really pissed off the director.  This also led to several hilarious lampoons on various late night talk shows.  Congratulations Mr. McCain, I’m sure you’ll make the list again.

Jamie Lynn Spears

What is up with those Spears girls.  As soon as they have a kid it’s like opening the flood gates and they just keep popping them out.  Did nobody teach them sex-ed ever?  So now you’ll have two children and you won’t even be twenty yet!  You know who’s happy about this?  Sarah Palin’s daugther Bristol.  She has never been so happy about anything in her life.  “Thanks for taking the focus off me!”

Louis Farrakhan

This week Louis referred to Barack Obama as the ‘Messiah’.  Hmmm.  Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s not accurate, Louis.  Maybe you should lay off the crack.  This is the kind of fanaticism that makes me hate my choices this election.  I think America is in trouble regardless of who gets elected.

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