Happy Halloween!

Well, if you’re like me and your wife went to bed at 9:45 at night on Halloween because she was mad at you for some strange reason that doesn’t seem like a big deal but apparently it is because your wife is mad and going to bed early and now you’re stuck at a computer typing, then you know how fun it can be.

Halloween is that wonderful time of year that women dress like whores and children roam the block peddling house to house for candy which they let their parents check before they eat it. Really all parents do is just take out the good candy and leave their children with those stupid styrofoam peanut things. I’m surprised more parents don’t fall ill from snatching candy out of their kids bags.

Before my wife got angry with me tonight we did get to see a theatrical rendition of the 1922 vampire classic, Nosferatu. It was frighteningly good. After that is when something happened, and my wife is now asleep and I’m out here in the living room typing. Hmm, I’ll probably have to sleep out here too. Anywho, just thought you’d like to see a photo from that theatrical production so enjoy that.

Remember folks, Halloween is scary, especially when your wife is mad.

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Spencer King is quickly becoming one of the most exciting comedians to watch. His insights to everything from penguins to marriage make him a can't-miss favorite at comedy clubs across the country. He has been featured in various comedy festivals across the country including, The Seattle International Comedy Competition, and the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival. His comedy has been described as 'pleasantly irreverent' and he's sure to make you smile. In fact, his new album 'Pleasantly Irreverent' is available for purchase on this very site!