Okay, this is going to be a good one. I’m telling you that right off the bat. I mentioned in an earlier post about a good way to use Twitter. Here’s what can happen when you are a comedian using Twitter. (For clarity purposes what I said is in RED and what he said is in BLUE.)
Step One: Make a tweet that you think is funny.
In my case it was this one:
Dakota Fanning is on The Tonight Show. Who is more likely to have a melt down, her or Miley Cyrus. Let the games begin.
Step Two: Offend someone who actually decides to reply to you.
Here’s what I got from this random person:
Sad that you want people to fail by the comment you made. Or is it you want them to mirror your failure? You are not comedic!
Step Three: Respond in a smart ass way.
thank you for the criticism. it’s a great country that i can offend you and you can state that you’re offended. I love the US
Step Four: Think it’s over until he decides to reply AGAIN!
Wrong my good fellow, this what is wrong with America, people like you that think it is funny. Your comback was pathetic!
Step Five: Really piss this guy off buy egging him on.
You really are hilarious my friend. Not sure why you got so mad in the first place, but it sure is fun egging you on.
You sir laid the egg! It is time to get positive and you need the challenge. America needs the ability to back to facts.
my joke is a jab at hollywood, saying that they drive people to that end. i certainly don’t wish it on either of them.
unfortunately thats the world we live in and that’s how i view it. I’m sorry that my presence on this planet offends you.
Step Six: Go to sleep and wonder what the hell just happened.
I keep having weird experiences like this online. When will it end?
