Five Horrible Moms

By Spencer King
I'M CRAAAZY!

I'M CRAAAZY!

So, some people don’t like Mother’s Day.  They either don’t have children or feel like they aren’t good moms.  To help out those mothers I’ve decided to make a list of mothers who are a lot worse than you.  And now:  Spencer’s List of 5 Horrible Moms

Nadya Suleman

Known to most as the ‘Octomom’ Nadya is considered a horrible mother by many.  She already had six young children that she was raising herself and then she decided to have at more, at the same time.  She sealed her bad motherhood status by appearing on talk shows and revealing just how crazy she really is.  Hopefully somebody is going to help her raise those kids.

Casey Anthony

First she didn’t report her missing daughter for over a month and now she’s being charged with her murder.  She says she’s innocent but I’m pretty sure she’s just a horrible mom.

Patsy Ramsey

She knows what happened to her daughter but just didn’t want to be held responsible.  Plus she put her daughter in a baby beauty pageant and that is ridiculous.  Shame on her.

Dina Lohan

They say that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.  If Lindsay is the apple then her mom must be one messed up tree.  I’m sure that Lindsay’s core values were learned from her mother.  Way to go.

Britney Spears

Even though she has been getting better, I think she makes the list for going out an partying while having two young children.  Plus, it doesn’t help that Kevin Federline was considered a more capable parent.

Well, there you have it folks.  Have a great Mother’s Day.

Filed in: Entertainment News • Sunday, May 10th, 2009
 

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Spencer King is quickly becoming one of the most exciting comedians to watch. His insights to everything from penguins to marriage make him a can't-miss favorite at comedy clubs across the country. He has been featured in various comedy festivals across the country including, The Seattle International Comedy Competition, and the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival. His comedy has been described as 'pleasantly irreverent' and he's sure to make you smile. In fact, his new album 'Pleasantly Irreverent' is available for purchase on this very site!