Odd Google Searches

As a part of marketing myself on the web I keep track of visitors to my website via Google Analytics.  One thing it shows is what keywords entered in Google searches lead people to my website.  Every so often there is a random search term, that is just really really odd.  Here are some of the weirdest ones that have led people here so far this year.

“ways to hurt yourself”

I don’t condone masochism but apparently a few of them have made it to the site and hopefully my comedy was painful enough to satisfy their craving.

“women squirting milk”

Yeah… you aren’t going to find that on my website… at least not in video form which is what I assume they were looking for.  I’m sure they were sorely disappointed when they read my blog.

“#1 pot comedian in the country”

I’m pretty sure that title belongs to Tommy Chong, or Doug Benson.

“aids in milk from cows”

I’m pretty sure you can’t get AIDS from cows.  I don’t know why you’d be afraid of getting AIDS from milk, unless it was women’s breast milk that they happened to be squirting… maybe this guy should get together with the milk guy from above.

“can human women be impregnated by monkeys”

Sounds like someone had a crazy night the night before.  Just in case though, you should try Plan B.

“comedy that doesn’t make sense”

Something tells me that my site was high up in the search results on this one.

“pandas eating baby deer”

Oh I hope that’s a video on the web somewhere.  It would solidify my view that pandas are the most vicious beasts that roam the Earth!

“the comedian who fed his cow hamburger”

I’m not sure who that really was.  It wasn’t me, but it gives me something to do this week.

I’ll keep checking up and I will post other weird searches that lead people here.

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Spencer King is quickly becoming one of the most exciting comedians to watch. His insights to everything from penguins to marriage make him a can't-miss favorite at comedy clubs across the country. He has been featured in various comedy festivals across the country including, The Seattle International Comedy Competition, and the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival. His comedy has been described as 'pleasantly irreverent' and he's sure to make you smile. In fact, his new album 'Pleasantly Irreverent' is available for purchase on this very site!