Oregon Football Slogans

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE college football?  I love it, love it, love it!  That’s why I get upset when something happens to make the game look bad.  Already the first week into the season we already have a disappointing incident.  At the end of the Oregon v. Boise St. game one of the Oregon players decided that he would take out his frustration about losing on one of the Boise St. players by cold cocking him in the face!  Now granted it was a pretty sweet punch, it should not have happened and I think those involved should be ashamed of themselves.

This COULD be a bad thing for Oregon, but I think that will depend on how Oregon spins this story.  That’s why I’ve come up with some new slogans for Oregon football:

- Oregon Football: If we don’t beat you on the field, we sure as hell will beat you off of it.

- Oregon Football: Making up for our uniforms by knocking people the f**k out!!

- Oregon Football: Hey! Remember that Michael Vick guy? Talk about him some more.

- Oregon Football: Putting the WHACK! on the WAC!

- Oregon Football: I break your face, bitch!!

- Oregon Football: Don’t f**k with the Duck!

- Oregon Football: Remember that pregnant man? That was worse.

- Oregon Football: How did that guy get into one of our uniforms?

- Oregon Football: Yeah, we got nothin’.

What do you think?  Any good?  Let me know which ones you liked and what other slogans might work.  I love to see the season started of with a bang, or a punch to the face.

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