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Oh, Canada?
I got a call today from Canada saying that I got accepted into the Yuk Yuk’s Great Canadian Laugh Off. What that means is that I have two weeks to figure out how I’m going to get to Toronto and then hopefully make it to the finals and win $25,000. First I have to stay [...]
Album On Sale For One Dollar!
I’m now selling my album, “Pleasantly Irreverent” for one dollar on my website. If you haven’t got it yet, now is the time. I really just need to get my stuff out there to try and build up my fan base. Please tell your friends and let’s get this out to as many people as [...]
Letters to People Who Annoy Me: Volume 2
Letters to people who annoy me: Volume 2
Dear Tiger Woods,
Nice story about your heroic wife busting out the window of your Escalade to save you from a fiery crash. Why didn’t she just open the door? And, what was she doing with a golf club at 2:30 in the morning? Sounds like you might have [...]
“King” Spencer Pratt? I Don’t Think So.
Okay guys this is my video appeal to Spencer Pratt. He wants to change his name to King Spencer Pratt which will really mess with my career. Who knows, maybe this will help me out in some weird way and get people to discover my comedy. I hope it does. But until then watch this [...]
Oregon Football Slogans
Have I mentioned how much I LOVE college football? I love it, love it, love it! That’s why I get upset when something happens to make the game look bad. Already the first week into the season we already have a disappointing incident. At the end of the Oregon v. Boise St. game one of [...]
How To Be a Permanent Open Mic Douchebag
So people are always asking me, “How does one get into stand-up comedy?” I tell them, “First decide that you don’t care about money or fame or happiness, and then go to an open mic.”
Some Open Letters to People Who Annoy Me
Yes, there a lot of people in this world that really annoy me and I figure that the best way to share my annoyance with the rest of the world is a series of open letters. This is just the first part of the series. Feel free to express your annoyance with those same people [...]
5 Most Annoying Things to Eat When You Have Braces
Now all of you out there currently with braces or those of you who have had braces know that there are some extra rules you have to follow when eating. No gum with sugar, no popcorn, and no tortilla chips. Many of us choose to break most of these rules. However, out [...]
Spencer’s iPod Touch Give Away!
Here’s how this works:
For every 100 CD’s I sell online I’m going to give away an iPod Touch. After each sale of 100 I’ll have a drawing and choose a random email address to win the iPod. Once your email is in the database you’ll be automatically entered each time 100 sales are [...]
Odd Google Searches
As a part of marketing myself on the web I keep track of visitors to my website via Google Analytics. One thing it shows is what keywords entered in Google searches lead people to my website. Every so often there is a random search term, that is just really really odd. Here are some of [...]
