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Top 5 Local Newscaster Crushes
Here in Utah we are blessed with a number of attractive news anchors. I enjoy watching these ladies give me the rundown on the daily news stories. I have, over time, become quite infatuated with a few of these ladies. Since I really only watch two local news stations they are all from one or the [...]
Five Horrible Moms
So, some people don’t like Mother’s Day. They either don’t have children or feel like they aren’t good moms. To help out those mothers I’ve decided to make a list of mothers who are a lot worse than you. And now: Spencer’s List of 5 Horrible Moms Nadya Suleman Known to most as the ‘Octomom’ [...]
Shamu the Diva
I recently visited Sea World in Orlando on a family vacation. I had a pretty good time and I was excited to see all the different animals. I was disappointed in one thing: Shamu. Now, as you all know Shamu is the face of the Sea World family and is the one thing that everyone [...]
5 Good Things about Swine Flu
People sometimes label me as a pessimist (mostly my wife), which I feel is not entirely accurate. In an effort to be more optimistic I’m taking a look at the bright side of the current world pandemic, swine flu. Now, a pessimist would look at the situation and say, “This is a problem.” But being [...]
Five Ways to Beat the Recession
During this economic downturn that some have labeled a “recession” it is easy to get discouraged and feel like nothing we do will help out the situation. This is where ingenuity and good old-fashioned American gumption come in. Because I don’t have a day job at the moment I am left with a massive amount [...]
Material Drought
So, the weird part about doing comedy for me is that my material tends to come in waves. I’ll have a few weeks where I can use all the jokes I write during that time. After the short burst of creative genius, I’m visited by a drought that usually lasts a month or two. During [...]
10 Ways to Hurt Yourself on April 1st
Today is April 1st which, as you all know, is April Fools’ Day. What exactly is an April Fool? To me it is someone who tries to pull the perfect prank but ends up either arrested, maimed, or dead. That’s why, as a public service, I’ve compiled a list of 10 pranks that will get [...]
Fox 13 w/ Big Budah
Well, I got up at 4:45 this morning to do a spot on a local morning show to highlight “The Night of Fools” which will help the Utah Food Bank. I didn’t realize how tired I was till I watched the clip later and realized that I had no energy at all during this segment. [...]
Be a producer on my new album!
Here’s the scoop. My new album, “Pleasantly Irreverent,” is ready to go digitally. What this means is that I can sell a downloadable copy on my website and make money from it. In order to get physical CD’s made I’m going to need about $2000 for the printing and CD duplication. This is where you [...]
Album Cover!
So this past weekend I was able to record a CD that I think I’m pretty proud of. Here’s the album cover: I hope you like this. Let me know what you think.
