Archive for health
Male or Female?
So, I’m at this Burger King, chowing down on a Texas Double Whopper. The door opens and three teenagers enter the establishment: two girls and a…? The third one I couldn’t tell. The trend in teenagers dressing androgynous is really starting to piss me off. I don’t care about how they dress, I would just [...]
Next they’ll be after the comedians
Apparently even if you’re not making fun of Obama, as long as one person thinks you are, then you’re a racist. At least that’s what Al Sharpton is trying to tell us. A New York Post cartoon that featured a chimpanzee is being considered a racist cartoon. I read the cartoon and didn’t think it [...]
‘Stayin Alive’ keeps you alive.
By now I’m sure that you’ve all heard this story. Apparently, the rhythm of the Bee Gees song, ‘Stayin Alive’ is just about the best beat for when you’re doing CPR compressions. The 103 beats per minute are extremely close to the 100 chest compressions per minute during CPR. The beat is also really close [...]
Yeah, I’d probably eat that.
I just read an article on the British publication, The Sun’s website about a festival in Peru where they serve up fried cats. Apparently eating the crispy kitties is supposed to help bronchitis and serve as an aphrodesiac. While I don’t condone eating kittens, and I probably wouldn’t eat someone’s pet, (unless they made me [...]
It sucks to be sick.
As many of you probably guessed from all my Twitter posts and Facebook status changes I’m sick. I get these annoying colds and they really tend to happen at inopportune times. This week I’ll be chilling with Norm Macdonald on Friday night. Hopefully I don’t get him sick. Maybe he’ll see that I’m sick and [...]
No wonder Vegan logic doesn’t make sense.
Just found this story about how Vegans brains tend to shrink because they don’t eat meat. That’s awesome. Honestly though, I don’t know where people get money for studies like this. It was probably paid for by some beef company that wanted to make Vegans look bad. However, this could also explain that everytime I [...]
Ahh, supplements
So, I’m trying to be healthier, which is a problem because I love food that is bad for me. So, to hopefully help me out a little bit I’ve taken advantage of my wife’s job at a supplement company and have begun to take supplements. Supposedly, the reason to take supplements is to give your [...]
