Archive for Lists
Some Open Letters to People Who Annoy Me
Yes, there a lot of people in this world that really annoy me and I figure that the best way to share my annoyance with the rest of the world is a series of open letters. This is just the first part of the series. Feel free to express your annoyance with those same people [...]
Top 5 Local Newscaster Crushes
Here in Utah we are blessed with a number of attractive news anchors. I enjoy watching these ladies give me the rundown on the daily news stories. I have, over time, become quite infatuated with a few of these ladies. Since I really only watch two local news stations they are all from one or the [...]
5 Good Things about Swine Flu
People sometimes label me as a pessimist (mostly my wife), which I feel is not entirely accurate. In an effort to be more optimistic I’m taking a look at the bright side of the current world pandemic, swine flu. Now, a pessimist would look at the situation and say, “This is a problem.” But being [...]
Five Ways to Beat the Recession
During this economic downturn that some have labeled a “recession” it is easy to get discouraged and feel like nothing we do will help out the situation. This is where ingenuity and good old-fashioned American gumption come in. Because I don’t have a day job at the moment I am left with a massive amount [...]
10 Ways to Hurt Yourself on April 1st
Today is April 1st which, as you all know, is April Fools’ Day. What exactly is an April Fool? To me it is someone who tries to pull the perfect prank but ends up either arrested, maimed, or dead. That’s why, as a public service, I’ve compiled a list of 10 pranks that will get [...]
Hippos in movies
So, tonight is the Oscars and people will be focusing on movies that nobody has seen and stroking each other’s already huge egos. And I’ll be tuning in along with everyone else. But that’s not the focus of this post. In this post I will focus on a subject that I address in my act. [...]
Five Role Models
Who inspires me? Who gets me off my butt and working? I’m sure none of you out there really even care. I’m sure you don’t think about what gets Spencer King motivated, but I’m going to tell you who five of my role models are. It’s definitely an interesting list. 1. Simon Cowell The fact [...]
Top Five Christmas Movies
With the Christmas season in full swing, and people everywhere going absolutely crazy, it’s great to be able to sit down and watch a few good Christmas movies to take the edge off of slamming a person to the ground to get the last Tickle-Me-Whatever. Here is my list of top five Christmas movies: #5 [...]
It’s good to be thankful
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. I can’t believe it is already that time of year when all we want to do is stuff our faces with lots and lots of turkey. Then we can just sit back relax and watch a good football game. Of course the Cowboys and the Lions aren’t doing too well this year. [...]
