Archive for Stupid Celebrities
Letters to People Who Annoy Me: Volume 2
Letters to people who annoy me: Volume 2 Dear Tiger Woods, Nice story about your heroic wife busting out the window of your Escalade to save you from a fiery crash. Why didn’t she just open the door? And, what was she doing with a golf club at 2:30 in the morning? Sounds like you [...]
“King” Spencer Pratt? I Don’t Think So.
Okay guys this is my video appeal to Spencer Pratt. He wants to change his name to King Spencer Pratt which will really mess with my career. Who knows, maybe this will help me out in some weird way and get people to discover my comedy. I hope it does. But until then watch this [...]
In a weird way I contributed to an anti-Scientology cause
So, I don’t have any specific problems with Scientology. I do think it’s kind of weird, but I’m a Mormon so I know what it’s like to have people think that your religion is stupid. However, I found out today that I may have inadvertently contributed to an anti-Scientology movement. How you might ask? I [...]
Next they’ll be after the comedians
Apparently even if you’re not making fun of Obama, as long as one person thinks you are, then you’re a racist. At least that’s what Al Sharpton is trying to tell us. A New York Post cartoon that featured a chimpanzee is being considered a racist cartoon. I read the cartoon and didn’t think it [...]
I’m F***ing Batman!
As you know doubt have already heard Christian Bale went of on the DP during filming of his latest movie. I’ve heard he could be difficult and now I guess I’ve found out that it is true. I don’t think there’s any reason to snap like he did, but I know that the long hours [...]
You ever win eight gold medals… on weed?!
Today is Super Bowl Sunday, and of course the minds of sports enthusiasts throughout the country are focused on Tampa where the Steelers somehow fenangled a win against a superior Cardinals team. Don’t get me started on the way this game was officiated. But that’s not what this post is about. Before the big game, [...]
Stupid Celebrities of the Week – Oct. 17, 2008
Let’s see who made it to the list this week. Matt Stairs The Phillie who helped the team make it to the World Series was so happy that he let his gay tendencies slip out during the post game press conference when he mentioned how he enjoyed getting his, “ass hammered” by his teammates. Now, [...]
Stupid Celebrities of the Week – Oct. 10th, 2008
John McCain John, you get to be on the list because you just can’t seem to stand in one spot during a debate. I thought it was hilarious the way he aimlessly walked around the stage while Barack Obama was speaking. I’ll bet he really pissed off the director. This also led to several hilarious [...]
Stupid Celebrities of the Week – Oct. 3rd, 2008
Well, it’s been a good week and here’s our winners: Heather Locklear - So what could be more embarassing than dating David Spade? Well, apparently getting a DUI doesn’t even come close. Heather was charged with driving under the influence when a papparazzi who was following her car called the police to report Heather’s ‘erratic [...]
Stupid Celebrities of the Week – Sept. 12th
Nicholas Evans: Known as the author of ‘The Horse Whisperer’, Nicholas makes the list this week after he and some friends ate some wild mushrooms. STORY Now, I wasn’t a very good boy scout but I at least learned that you should never eat a wild mushroom. Now the poor guy has to be on [...]
