Archive for Stupid News
In a weird way I contributed to an anti-Scientology cause
So, I don’t have any specific problems with Scientology. I do think it’s kind of weird, but I’m a Mormon so I know what it’s like to have people think that your religion is stupid. However, I found out today that I may have inadvertently contributed to an anti-Scientology movement. How you might ask? I [...]
You ever win eight gold medals… on weed?!
Today is Super Bowl Sunday, and of course the minds of sports enthusiasts throughout the country are focused on Tampa where the Steelers somehow fenangled a win against a superior Cardinals team. Don’t get me started on the way this game was officiated. But that’s not what this post is about. Before the big game, [...]
Why We’re All Screwed
I slept in today which was nice. I knew that while I was sleeping there were stupid people all over the country frantically trying to get a good deal on a TV or iPod. I was horrified when I finally got up and started looking at headlines. Two headlines caught my eye immediately. The first [...]
Body Worlds 3
This past Saturday I went with my wife and mother-in-law to see the Body Worlds 3 exhibit in Salt Lake City. For those of you who don’t know what this is, let me explain: They take dead people… remove their skin… and pose them in ‘artistic’ poses so that people can come look at them. [...]
Happy Halloween!
Well, if you’re like me and your wife went to bed at 9:45 at night on Halloween because she was mad at you for some strange reason that doesn’t seem like a big deal but apparently it is because your wife is mad and going to bed early and now you’re stuck at a computer [...]
Get my CD free!
Hey everyone, just wanted to let you know that if you sign up on my email list you’ll be able to download my new album ‘How to Buy a Body Bag’ absolutely free. Once you sign up, you’ll receive an email with download instructions. There is absolutely no catch at all. Just let your friends [...]
Cash, Check, or Pot?
According to a story on Yahoo! a man in California tried to pay for his combo meal with pot. If it wasn’t for the pot he probably wouldn’t have even been hungry in the first place. Now we all know that people do stupid things when they’re high and to be honest, I’ll bet there’s [...]
Yeah, I’d probably eat that.
I just read an article on the British publication, The Sun’s website about a festival in Peru where they serve up fried cats. Apparently eating the crispy kitties is supposed to help bronchitis and serve as an aphrodesiac. While I don’t condone eating kittens, and I probably wouldn’t eat someone’s pet, (unless they made me [...]
A Fatal Halloween
Well, just in time for Halloween this year stories are turning up all over the web about Chinese candy that has made it to the U.S. tainted with melamine. This makes me think about all those years I thought my parents were stupid for making wait to eat my candy until they checked it. Now [...]
Can I just say, “Eeeewwwww!”
By now I’m sure you’ve all read the stories about PETA wanting Ben and Jerry’s to stop using milk from cows and using human breast milk instead. And I’m also sure that you cringed at the thought of lactating women squirting their breast milk into big mixing vats. This is the latest in PETA’s weird [...]
