Spencer King: Sexiest Funny Man Alive
PROVO, Utah (AP) -- Comedian, Spencer King given the title of, "Sexiest Funny Man Alive," has decided to celebrate by kissing his wife lots.
"I'm not surprised that I got it, I mean, look at me."
said King in a press conference on Wednesday night after being
presented with the award.
"Not only is the award based on looks; you gotta be damn
funny too," said comedy veteran Jerry Seinfeld, who was their
to present the award. He stated, "I thought I was funny,
but this guy's a riot." Seinfeld, who won the award last
year, was on hand with a slew of other sidesplitters in the gala
ball award show that will be aired on CBS next week.
Making appearances in the show were comedians, Chris Rock, Brian
Regan, and Jim Gaffigan. Also, the award for the Ugliest Funny
Man Alive was given out. The recipient: you guessed it, Frank
Stallone.
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