Thursday, December 16, 2004

One of My Worst Nightmares

CNN is reporting about a truck that was carrying 480 bee colonies crashed outside of Las Vegas, releasing over 12 million bees into the area. Is it just me or would that be one of the most terrifying experiences of your life. Those who know me know that I hate bees. I mean I frickin hate 'em. They fly in your face all the time just messing with you. "Hey buddy look how close I can get to ya. Am I gonna sting ya? Who knows." And they buzz at you and freak you out.

12 million and I would probably just run into traffic screaming.
The collision spilled the bees and gallons of honey onto the highway and forced troopers to close the ramp for more than four hours.
Hell yeah the troopers had to close the offramp.

Captain: "Hey Bill, why don't you go take care of those bees?"
Bill: "Okay...Auggghh Augghhhhhh!"
Captain: "Hey maybe we better close it down for awhile."
Officer: "Shouldn't we get Bill?"
Captain: "Nah, he'll be alright."
Bill: "Auggghhh!"

One of the weirdest things that I think has happened in awhile.

Check the story here.

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