2005: The Year of the Grape

As this is my first post of the year I'd just like to say, "Hello." I'm back, but I'm sure most people don't really care. I have about 2 or 3 people who actually read my blog. One of those people is my wife. I don't even think my parents read this. One of my goals for the year is to get more people to read my blog.

I thought it would be cool to take a look at my resolutions from last year and see how I did. These are the resolutions that I made last January.

1. Break a sweat at least once a week: Well, I'm not sure how I did on this one. I'm fatter than I was last year so I sweat more, but I don't have to do as much. In a way I've done it.

2. Be like Drew and hold hands with two girls at the same time. (apparently the time I did it last year didn't count.): I still think that one time in '03 counted.

3. Get married: At the time this was just a joke. As it turns out it was probably the one resolution I actually accomplished.

4. Stop making jokes that make other people embarrassed: I screwed up on that one.

5. Stop making resolutions I know I won't keep: Yeah, well, this year I'm gonna climb Mt. Everest.

6. Take a blind man to an art museum: I was this close to doing it but the security at the nursing home stopped us before we got out.

7. Take a deaf man to a concert: Like they let me back in the nursing home.

8. Repent: well...

9. Double check that my place in Hell is secure: The red guy says I'm doing fine.

10. Stop hurting myself: Two words; kidney stones.


Well, hopefully this year I'll be able to think of some resolutions that I can accomplish.