Have a Married Valentine's Day!

Well, this weekend I will be up at my grandparents house in Richfield, ID. Don't even bother trying to figure out where it is. It's a small, small, small, very small town. I think it's really funny to imagine my dad growing up there. Anyway, we'll be up there for the weekend, so I thought that I'd get this post out now.

This will be my first Valentine's Day as a married man. To tell you the truth, it makes it a heck of a lot easier to have a Valentine. If I can't find anybody, I've always got the wife. (rimshot, crash) Of course I wouldn't have another Valentine. What kind of person do you people think I am?

Since we're poor at the moment we're foregoing any traditional gifts and just sticking to spending the day together. Maybe we'll go out to eat or something. The cool thing about being married is we can make really cool home-made coupon books. (wink) Can you say 'Erotic Massage'? I knew that you could.

Being poor makes it easier to enjoy the holiday actually. I don't have to stress about getting my wife a better gift. Of course, there's always the chance that she'll get me something anyway. Then I'll look really retarded. "Gee honey, that's great! I just realized that I left your present at the store. Be right back."

It's gonna happen. I can feel it. I can sooooooo feel it.