We live in an 'F'ed up world: or WHY THE PENGUINS?!
I haven't posted in awhile now. I haven't really felt the desire or motivation to say anything. It's kinda like when you eat a lot, but you never poop. You keep eating, but you still don't feel like pooping. Then, in one single moment, it hits you like a ton of bricks and you race to the toilet to let it all out. Well, I've reached that point and this blog is my toilet. Get ready for a lot of crap!
First up; Iraq. Elections came and went. Only 35 people or so died. I guess that's good. People are looking at that as a success. I guess as many people in the United States die in car accidents on the way to the polls every four years. So yeah, it was a success, whatever. Our troops are still there, and it doesn't look like they'll leave soon. We have to let the little fledgling country leave the nest sometime. It has to fly on it's own eventually.
Islam extremists are saying that they have another soldier prisoner. A little message to the extremists: It's not working! Can't you see that? We aren't backing down, but I'm sure Allah is really proud of you.
A crematory owner is going to jail for not cremating bodies and throwing them in his backyard. This guy makes Michael Jackson seem almost normal.
And speaking of Michael Jackson: Why is he not in jail already! People are actually protesting and saying that he is innocent. Well, I know he won't go to jail until the jury says he's guilty, but c'mon folks, he's guilty. The guy is a total wack job. He was cool in the early eighties and I still love to jam out to 'Beat It' or 'Billie Jean', but let the jury decide what's gonna happen. He'll probably be happy to go to jail, because once he gets there he'll have a lot of 'boys' who want to play with him. They'll pass him around the shower like a joint at a Bob Marley concert.
Finally, an iceberg the size of Long Island is going to hit another iceberg. Why is that such a big deal? Think of the penguins! They share this world with us. We should be aware of their sufferings. Apparently this collision is going to affect hundreds of penguin populations. WHY THE PENGUINS?!
First up; Iraq. Elections came and went. Only 35 people or so died. I guess that's good. People are looking at that as a success. I guess as many people in the United States die in car accidents on the way to the polls every four years. So yeah, it was a success, whatever. Our troops are still there, and it doesn't look like they'll leave soon. We have to let the little fledgling country leave the nest sometime. It has to fly on it's own eventually.
Islam extremists are saying that they have another soldier prisoner. A little message to the extremists: It's not working! Can't you see that? We aren't backing down, but I'm sure Allah is really proud of you.
A crematory owner is going to jail for not cremating bodies and throwing them in his backyard. This guy makes Michael Jackson seem almost normal.
And speaking of Michael Jackson: Why is he not in jail already! People are actually protesting and saying that he is innocent. Well, I know he won't go to jail until the jury says he's guilty, but c'mon folks, he's guilty. The guy is a total wack job. He was cool in the early eighties and I still love to jam out to 'Beat It' or 'Billie Jean', but let the jury decide what's gonna happen. He'll probably be happy to go to jail, because once he gets there he'll have a lot of 'boys' who want to play with him. They'll pass him around the shower like a joint at a Bob Marley concert.
Finally, an iceberg the size of Long Island is going to hit another iceberg. Why is that such a big deal? Think of the penguins! They share this world with us. We should be aware of their sufferings. Apparently this collision is going to affect hundreds of penguin populations. WHY THE PENGUINS?!
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