I ate a meatball sandwich today.

I splattered some sauce on my shirt.

I hate it when that happens.

It reminds me of the time I was beaten down my pixies.

Pixies aren't nice like evryone says.

They play dirty.

One of them tried to claw out my eyes.

I hit her in the face with some Easy Cheeze that I happened to be spreading over some crackers.

I hate pixies.