Paris Hilton to retire...from being a crack whore

The story from CNN says that Paris is retiring from public life in 2 years... Yeah right! I'm calling a big BS on this one.

First of all: What is she retiring from? I'm not sure, but I think you have to have a job before you can retire. I think the correct wording she should use should use is 'crawling back into the dark abyss from whence she came'. That's how I see it.

Anywho, even though I think she'll still be around I hope for society's sake that we only have to put up with her crap for two more years.