Martha Stewart: Prison Living

Finally Martha Stewart is going to prison. I think it's freakin hilarious. Well look tonight on the late shows for all the one liners about Martha Stewart in prison. Here are just a few that I thought of.

Martha Stewart's going to prison. I guess now instead of picking the carpet she'll be forced to lick it.

Authorities don't want her hurting anyone in prison so they're not sure what to let her have. A pen, paperclips, and some red ribbon could make a lovely knife, perfect for dismembering would be assailants.

Oh it's gonna be good. (Great picture too.)

Fun with Kidney Stones

So I think I might have a kidney stone. I just hope I don't have to go to the hospital. It sucks cuz I can't sleep and my back hurts. Hopefully it passes through nice an smooth and it won't hurt too much when I pee it out soon.

It's gotta be for the sex...

I actually got stuck watching Newlyweds on MTV. I can't believe someone can possibly be that stupid.

I guarantee you that Nick has to be in it for the sex. That's the only way I could think that he could handle it. Jessica Simpson has got to be the most ditzy person ever in the history of the world. I swear even Nick gives her looks that seem to say, "I can't believe you just f---ing said that." I mean even Alicia Silverstone wasn't even that stupid in Clueless and that was scripted.

She's super hot and so I think that has something to do with the fact that Nick puts up with it. For all the crap she does during the day she makes up for it in the bedroom.