Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Attn: Duane Anderton of Alpine, UT

Hey Duane, this is Spencer King: Comedian and I just wanted you to know that either you or your son (presumably the latter) called me earlier today and hassled me saying that my number belonged to someone else. He thought I was messing with him, and I wasn't. Anywho, just thought I oughta let you know about it. If someone out there who knows Duane Anderton of Alpine, UT, please let him know about this.

Thank you,

-spencer

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Late night conversations

This was with my friend Joey.
Spencer: i think our upstairs neighbors just started playing twisted sister
Spencer: now they stopped
Joey: lol
Spencer: they better believe that I'm not gonna take it if they keep it up
Joey: <--thought that song was awesome back in the day
Joey: I was what, 5?
Spencer: it's a cool song, but I'm about to go to bed
Joey: still love Journey
Spencer: me to
Spencer: love it
Joey: same here.........well after I eat my mcdonalds burger before the cat does
Spencer: lol
Spencer: no kitty, that's my big mac
Joey: little bastards I thought they were all affectionate, they just want better grub than dry cat food
Spencer: NO KITTY! THAT'S A BAD KITTY!
Spencer: cats are definitely the whores of the pet world
Joey: those crackwhores love to purr
Joey: lol
Spencer: wow
Joey: you and I both called em whores
Spencer: that's awesome
Joey: what I don't understand is the cat owner's need to have more than one cat in the house
Spencer: especially the older you get
Spencer: i think it's a rule or something
Joey: for some reason they think ones gonna be lonely and the logic grows exponentially
Spencer: I think that's how polygamy started
Joey: dude I had a running riot on Doctor mario after practice tonight
Joey: won like 10 matches in a row
Spencer: sweet
Spencer: i haven't played that in awhile
Joey: I was literally like, someone please come to put me out of my misery
Spencer: What if that was your med school final
Spencer: "Now students, you need to make it to level 10"
Joey: Joes older brother, Emmit (a comp science major who had it on his PDA) kicked my ass
Joey: dude if that were true, I'd be an MD
Spencer: i still wouldn't be, I suck at that game
Joey: but yeah we were playing the real thing on NES
Joey: I suck too i just survive better than others
Spencer: don't even know if i have it. Let me check
Joey: bought it for 4 bucks, best video game investment since Mad Maestro
Spencer: nope, don't got it. I have yoshi's cookie though
I thought it was interesting.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

New Comic!

I got a new one up. It's pretty funny people.

Check it out.

Wilbanks in the Wilderness

Dave Attell

Dave Attell did two shows last night at Wiseguys Comedy Cafe in SLC. It was awesome. Dave was obviously very excited to take his pic with me. In reality, he was already finishing off his first bottle of Jager. But I did get him to sign a CD for me so it was pretty cool.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Another Template Change

Well, here I go again changing the layout of my blog. I like this one. It is simple yet refined...or whatever. I got bored and decided to make some changes. Here they are. Let me know what you think.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

New Web Site

The only reason I post these is to get my site listed. So here it is.

www.1harrypotter.net

Check it out, click on an ad.

Thanks

Friday, June 17, 2005

Behold, the first of many!

This is the first site that I've designed for someone else.

www.homeinsurancequotes.org

Sure it's simple, but I've never had any formal training.


UPDATE!

Check out this one as well:

1dishnetwork.org

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Why I love DI

Deseret Industries is one of the coolest places in the world. Only here could I get such a sweet chair for only $3.00.

It is so comfortable and practically dwarfs my computer desk. Since I work at home now, I needed a chair that I could spend long hours in. This is so sweet.

I also got two fairly nice bar stools.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Paris Hilton to retire...from being a crack whore

The story from CNN says that Paris is retiring from public life in 2 years... Yeah right! I'm calling a big BS on this one.

First of all: What is she retiring from? I'm not sure, but I think you have to have a job before you can retire. I think the correct wording she should use should use is 'crawling back into the dark abyss from whence she came'. That's how I see it.

Anywho, even though I think she'll still be around I hope for society's sake that we only have to put up with her crap for two more years.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

I ate a meatball sandwich today.

I splattered some sauce on my shirt.

I hate it when that happens.

It reminds me of the time I was beaten down my pixies.

Pixies aren't nice like evryone says.

They play dirty.

One of them tried to claw out my eyes.

I hit her in the face with some Easy Cheeze that I happened to be spreading over some crackers.

I hate pixies.

Friday, June 10, 2005

More stupid things

I can't believe I said this. Talk about not thinking at all.
Me: Hey, you wanna watch Seinfeld with me?

Wife: No

Me: How come you don't like it?

Wife: Because you watch it everyday! If we only watched once a week then maybe I'd like it.
(Here is where I turn stupid. My brain actually tried to stop me from saying this, but it was too late)
Me: But I see you everyday...


Man I'm stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

My Day on the Set of the Movie, "Church Ball"

Most everyone is probably tired of seeing more Mormon comedies still emerging from the depths of Mormondom here in Utah. On August 5th, the movie "Mobsters and Mormons" hits the screens and I have to say it's a breath of fresh air to the cheesiness that the genre has stooped to. I was able to see a test screening and I thought it was very funny.

Then, next January, the film, "Church Ball" enters theatres. Church Ball follows a ward team of misfit basketball players. Misfit might be an understatement, because Gary Coleman is actually one of the players. Also on the team are two other "B" actors who have really famous siblings. Andrew Wilson (famous brothers: Luke and Owen) was a pretty nice guy. Clint Howard (famous brother: Ron Howard) was a little more testy when I tried to talk to him. I really didn't get a chance to talk much to Gary Coleman because he wasn't paying attention during a scene, and a deflected ball hit him in the face. Honestly, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Everbody was holding in laughter. I really hope they got that on film. Fred Willard is also in the movie, but he wasn't there for that day of shooting. I really wanted to meet him because he was in "Waiting for Guffman" which is one of my favorite movies. Also Dale Critchlow, who plays Lyle in Napoleon Dynamite was there. Man he's old!

So, being an extra was fun. What made it even more fun however was when I got chosen to actually have somewhat of a small role. I don't have any lines and I probably won't be in the credits, but unless they cut the whole scene, I'll be the focus on screen for a good 30 seconds to a minute.

Here's how it happened. I was sitting in the crowd with everyone else at the start of the shoot, and then one of the production managers picked me out with three other people to go stand somewhere so we'd be in the background. After that he sat the other three back down and told me he needed me for something else. He called for wardrobe and they brought out a blue warm-up. Then, lo and behold, I became a air-cannon-wielding male cheerleader.

I get to come out of a portal type thing with some female cheerleaders and the "bad guy" team and I start shooting T-shirts into the crowd. This is in a cultural hall, mind you, so the crowd is about five feet away from me. That's the joke. I nail some kid in the head and he goes down spilling popcorn everywhere, and then I accidentally hit an old lady (I didn't really, but that's what it will look like). It's going to be frickin hilarious. Of course, this is all riding on the fact that they actually include this in the movie. Who knows.

So I thought it was a pretty good day.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Show me the Dish!

This is my new attempt to make money.

Hey, if you want Free Dish Network. Check it out.