Attn: Duane Anderton of Alpine, UT
Thank you,
-spencer
I've got something to say, so you have to listen.
Spencer: i think our upstairs neighbors just started playing twisted sisterI thought it was interesting.
Spencer: now they stopped
Joey: lol
Spencer: they better believe that I'm not gonna take it if they keep it up
Joey: <--thought that song was awesome back in the day
Joey: I was what, 5?
Spencer: it's a cool song, but I'm about to go to bed
Joey: still love Journey
Spencer: me to
Spencer: love it
Joey: same here.........well after I eat my mcdonalds burger before the cat does
Spencer: lol
Spencer: no kitty, that's my big mac
Joey: little bastards I thought they were all affectionate, they just want better grub than dry cat food
Spencer: NO KITTY! THAT'S A BAD KITTY!
Spencer: cats are definitely the whores of the pet world
Joey: those crackwhores love to purr
Joey: lol
Spencer: wow
Joey: you and I both called em whores
Spencer: that's awesome
Joey: what I don't understand is the cat owner's need to have more than one cat in the house
Spencer: especially the older you get
Spencer: i think it's a rule or something
Joey: for some reason they think ones gonna be lonely and the logic grows exponentially
Spencer: I think that's how polygamy started
Joey: dude I had a running riot on Doctor mario after practice tonight
Joey: won like 10 matches in a row
Spencer: sweet
Spencer: i haven't played that in awhile
Joey: I was literally like, someone please come to put me out of my misery
Spencer: What if that was your med school final
Spencer: "Now students, you need to make it to level 10"
Joey: Joes older brother, Emmit (a comp science major who had it on his PDA) kicked my ass
Joey: dude if that were true, I'd be an MD
Spencer: i still wouldn't be, I suck at that game
Joey: but yeah we were playing the real thing on NES
Joey: I suck too i just survive better than others
Spencer: don't even know if i have it. Let me check
Joey: bought it for 4 bucks, best video game investment since Mad Maestro
Spencer: nope, don't got it. I have yoshi's cookie though
Dave Attell did two shows last night at Wiseguys Comedy Cafe in SLC. It was awesome. Dave was obviously very excited to take his pic with me. In reality, he was already finishing off his first bottle of Jager. But I did get him to sign a CD for me so it was pretty cool.
Deseret Industries is one of the coolest places in the world. Only here could I get such a sweet chair for only $3.00.Me: Hey, you wanna watch Seinfeld with me?(Here is where I turn stupid. My brain actually tried to stop me from saying this, but it was too late)
Wife: No
Me: How come you don't like it?
Wife: Because you watch it everyday! If we only watched once a week then maybe I'd like it.
Me: But I see you everyday...