A Clip From "Warfare", a short film I'm working on

Check out this scene!

cool beans.

Lottery Winners Have Instant Happiness: Or So They Think

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So these guys win a whole lot of money for doing nothing. Instant happiness right? Isn't that why we have the lottery? The one in a million chance that we will win a whole lot of money and have happiness for the rest of our lives is a great idea, but it doesn't exist. People who earn their millions of dollars have a hard enough time handling it. Where do these people get the idea that they have the discipline?

I guarantee that in two years at least one of these people will have killed themselves. It's not that I wish it upon them, it's more that I know that I probably couldn't handle it myself.

Hopefully, I'm wrong. May the huge amount of money they've gotten for nothing not destroy their lives.

Midget Michael Jackson

I about died when I saw this. Hilarious.

Cedar City for a week

I'm leaving today to go to the Amercian College Theater Festival down in Cedar City. It should be a lot of fun. Hopefully I will have some interesting web snippets that I can post.

Be good.

Don't worry, I should have internet access down there...if they've heard of the internet that is.

Someone please explain this one to me.

Check this link first, then read.

Here are my questions:

Why use that picture?

Am I supposed to be Edward Santos?

At least it's just a class project and not real. This is one of those weird ways that pics show up in other places on the net.

Weird searches

Two more weird search strings that have led people to my blog:

Yahoo: paris hilton crack whore
Google: comedian abducted by aliens

What the hell do I blog about? I'm tempted to try searching for "paris hilton abducted by crack whore aliens" just to see.

HOLD ON

Nothing. Oh well. It was a good try though.

Now on Google Video

Check out some of my stand-up clips now on Google Video.

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God Hates New Orleans

Possible tornado slams New Orleans airport.

I really feel sorry for the people down there. Hopefully, their luck will get better.