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		<title>Oregon Football Slogans</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spencer King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have I mentioned how much I LOVE college football?  I love it, love it, love it!  That&#8217;s why I get upset when something happens to make the game look bad.  Already the first week into the season we already have a disappointing incident.  At the end of the Oregon v. Boise St. game one of [...]]]></description>
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<p>Have I mentioned how much I LOVE college football?  I love it, love it, love it!  That&#8217;s why I get upset when something happens to make the game look bad.  Already the first week into the season we already have a disappointing incident.  At the end of the Oregon v. Boise St. game one of the Oregon players decided that he would take out his frustration about losing on one of the Boise St. players by cold cocking him in the face!  Now granted it was a pretty sweet punch, it should not have happened and I think those involved should be ashamed of themselves.</p>
<p>This COULD be a bad thing for Oregon, but I think that will depend on how Oregon spins this story.  That&#8217;s why I&#8217;ve come up with some new slogans for Oregon football:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">- Oregon Football: If we don&#8217;t beat you on the field, we sure as hell will beat you off of it.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">- Oregon Football: Making up for our uniforms by knocking people the f**k out!!</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">- Oregon Football: Hey! Remember that Michael Vick guy? Talk about him some more.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">- Oregon Football: Putting the WHACK! on the WAC!</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">- Oregon Football: I break your face, bitch!!</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">- Oregon Football: Don&#8217;t f**k with the Duck!</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">- Oregon Football: Remember that pregnant man? That was worse.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">- Oregon Football: How did that guy get into one of our uniforms?</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">- Oregon Football: Yeah, we got nothin&#8217;.</p>
<p>What do you think?  Any good?  Let me know which ones you liked and what other slogans might work.  I love to see the season started of with a bang, or a punch to the face.</p>
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		<title>A good old-fashioned ass kicking.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spencer King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BYU 59 UCLA 0 There&#8217;s really no other way to put BYU&#8217;s decimation of UCLA on Saturday. Luckily enough, I was at the game and got to see the pillaging first hand. Maybe it was when BYU blocked UCLA&#8217;s field goal, or maybe it was when Scott Johnson hit Raymond Carter so hard he did [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><img src="http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0913/ncf_a_hall02_200.jpg" alt="BYU quarterback, Max Hall" align="right" />BYU  59   UCLA  0</p>
<p>There&#8217;s really no other way to put BYU&#8217;s decimation of UCLA on Saturday.  Luckily enough, I was at the game and got to see the pillaging first hand.  Maybe it was when BYU blocked UCLA&#8217;s field goal, or maybe it was when Scott Johnson hit Raymond Carter so hard he did a full flip and ended up losing the ball and coming out of the game that I started to think that a shut out was possible.  Certainly, after UCLA missed a chip shot field goal to put at least 3 points  on the board, I figured the football gods were smiling on BYU.  Then, Max Hall ties a BYU record by throwing his seventh touchdown of the game.  I&#8217;m thinking, &#8220;Is this really UCLA?&#8221;  Honestly, I think it was the most complete game I&#8217;ve ever scene BYU play.  Their quest is for perfection and according to the scoreboard, they may have just achieved it.  Now the quest continues for the perfect season and a BCS busting ride into the post season.</p>
<p>All in all it was an extremely bad week for the Pac-10 with four losses coming to Mountain West teams.  Maybe the BCS should look into which western conference really deserves the BCS status.  #15 Arizona State loses to UNLV?  How?!  UCLA goes down in flames.  TCU lays Stanford to waste, and Arizona can&#8217;t handle New Mexico.  Needless to say that with Cal losing to Maryland, Washington going 0-3 after being trounced by Oklahoma, the Pac-10 is in a state of disarray.  Their one shining hope is, of course, USC who easily handled the most overrated team in the country (in my opinion) Ohio State.</p>
<p>So basically we&#8217;re witnessing the fall of the Pac-10 and rise of the Mountain West.  The coming weeks will bring even more surprises I&#8217;m sure.</p>
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