King of the Idiots!

Apparently even if you’re not making fun of Obama, as long as one person thinks you are, then you’re a racist.  At least that’s what Al Sharpton is trying to tell us.  A New York Post cartoon that featured a chimpanzee is being considered a racist cartoon.  I read the cartoon and didn’t think it was an attack at Obama.  I think it was an attack at all politicians in general.  But, because Al Sharpton and the “P.C. Squad” feel like it’s racist, they have to get all pissed off.  Apparently any attempt to lampoon the government under the Obama presidency is going to be labeled racist by Al Sharpton the super-idiot.

First it’s cartoonists, and then it’ll be on to comedians.  People wonder why there aren’t that many Obama jokes.  Well, the answer is simple.  People are freaked out about being labeled a racist.  And since the country is still in love with Obama, any jab or lampoon at him will undoubtedly be labelled as racist.  I love our country.

Who said Al Sharpton would be the deciding vote on what is or isn’t racist?  I didn’t agree to that.  In fact, I think he’s an idiot.  I’d also go so far as to say that he should be crowned the ‘King of The Idiots.’

As you know doubt have already heard Christian Bale went of on the DP during filming of his latest movie. I’ve heard he could be difficult and now I guess I’ve found out that it is true. I don’t think there’s any reason to snap like he did, but I know that the long hours on film sets can make your fuse a little short.

Now I’m starting to think that maybe he really did beat up on his mom and sister.

Bad Christian!

Here’s a little snippet courtesy of CNN:

Let’s see who made it to the list this week.

Matt Stairs

The Phillie who helped the team make it to the World Series was so happy that he let his gay tendencies slip out during the post game press conference when he mentioned how he enjoyed getting his, “ass hammered” by his teammates.  Now, I’m sure he was referring to the age old butt-pat that’s been prevalent in sports, but it just sounds bad.

Angelina Jolie

Apparently six kids isn’t enough for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.  The actress is hinting that maybe she’d like to adopt another brown kid.  It’s too bad she can’t adopt a penguin, cuz then she could have a kid from every continent on the earth.  I’ll bet this makes normal mom’s with six kids feel sick.  It’s easy to take care of six kids when you can hire full time nannies.  Maybe she just feels like if she gets enough kids she can have her own show on TLC.

John Rich

The country singer best known as half of the duo, ‘Big and Rich’ was in two bar fights in 24 hours.  He allegedly broke a beer bottle over some one’s face and got punched in the face earlier by some random guy.  Well, at least it’s nice to know that some country singers are staying close to their roots.  I’m sure this would never happen with Rascal Flatts because they’d be to worried about messing up their hair.

Well, it’s been a good week and here’s our winners:

Heather Locklear -  So what could be more embarassing than dating David Spade?  Well, apparently getting a DUI doesn’t even come close.  Heather was charged with driving under the influence when a papparazzi who was following her car called the police to report Heather’s ‘erratic driving’.  Cops showed up and she was arrested.  Also, Mr. Nark got some photos which I’m sure he made some good money on.  Way to go.

Sandra Bernhard -  America’s favorite she-male comedian apparently gave a warning to Sarah Palin that she better not set foot in Manhattan.  If so she would be ‘gang-raped’ by her black brothers.  Wow.  Uh, I think threatening another woman with rape totally cancels out any advancement for women that she is trying to gain.  Also, is picking on Palin really breaking new comedy ground?

OJ Simpson -  As his most recent trial comes to a close I’m amazed by one fact:  He’s going to jail for this after getting away with murder!  After you get away with murder OJ, you need to just leave it alone.  You already got a pass that is usually only reserved for rich white people.  Now you’re going to jail for this!?  Give me a f***ing break!